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Which is better: Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Latte or Ingrit the Wood Witch's boiled rabbit smoothie?

October 8, 2017

Whenever fall time comes around, everyone flocks to Starbucks to pick up one of their fancy Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Little do they know there’s a perfectly decent warm and toasty seasonal beverage in town for free*. 

I’m speaking, of course, about Ingrit the Wood Witch’s Boiled Rabbit Smoothie.

There are plenty of reasons why the overrated and mass-produced Pumpkin Spice Latte is no match for Ingrit’s home-grown, locally sourced boiled rabbit smoothie. For example:

The Ingredients

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The Pumpkin Spice Latte is a complicated mixture of espresso, milk, vanilla and pumpkin syrup, with whipped cream and cinnamon on top. Ingrit’s Boiled Rabbit Smoothie is just a simple mixture of boiling water, herbs, and rabbit carcass. You can even make it right from home!  Read more…

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Source: Mashable | Which is better: Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Latte or Ingrit the Wood Witch's boiled rabbit smoothie?

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